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Friday, April 22, 2011

15: What you would if you were pregnant or got someone pregnant.

I'd pull the little bugger right out of me and keep it in a jar of vinegar on my shelf.


PAHAHA, I kid, I kid.
But I'd either

A. Abort it, because I'm entirely not ready to be a mother. In all honesty, a fetus is basically a little parasitic fish/dragon thing that steals my nutrients. I'm sorry for all you pro-life people, but I'm totally not going for that thing, sorry.

Or,

B. Put it up for adoption. Although I'd prefer the first option to that. I'd rather not bring someone into the world than give them up and potentially put them through the System.

Call me heartless, but that's my answer.

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